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whoredinarygirl:

can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?

(via shouldnt)

yurstrulyceleste:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

(Source: impossiblebowties, via hate)

phuckindope:

If her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

(Source: liftedandgiftedd, via satansnymphetamine)

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(Source: malumsau, via zackisontumblr)

unsolve:

who wore it better

imageor image

(Source: unsolve, via departured)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via greetings)

finalfantasyfootball:

*holds my own hand* *has some feelings for myself* 

(via 902125)

sadgurlz69:

perverted-slut:

i want a rich dominant man who will buy me everything lol

Pls

childservices:

*when you and ur iPhone cuddling*
iPhone: runs out of (battery emoji)
you: c’mon bae…..,*tickles power button*…….I ain’t finished
iphone: *groans and lifts blanket over head* bae I’m sleepy I got work in the morning hun you know that baby
you: aight baby I respect dat *kisses*
iPhone: get that charger out my ass boy
you: *wants to listen to drake but can’t cuz like ^^^ all that shit that just happened*

(via vagiants)