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weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

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telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

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s8nsslut:

Will someone get drunk with me tonight

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phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

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ostracizedpoodle:

relentlessremedies:

ostracizedpoodle:

relentlessremedies:

ostracizedpoodle:

why did people go on the titanic didn’t they see the movie 

you’re joking right

death is a very serious subject please be a little considerate 

um the Titanic, as in the ship, sunk in 1912. the movie, however, didn’t come out until 1997. so, the passengers had no idea it was going to sink.

are you calling the people who died on the titanic stupid 

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